Snailwood

I'm Aaron! Nerdy and a romantic. I love ^ snails and cats!

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

(Source: sofiajonze, via knuckleheadrncspazatron)

communitytropes:

TV Trope: Jerkass Has A Point

Pierce: When we seek to destroy others we often hurt ourselves, because it is the self that wants to be destroyed.Jeff: Pierce, you’re not usually so poignant.Pierce: [turning to face them] Well, Vicki finally lent me her pencil.Annie: Oh my God, Pierce! Go to the health center!
(2.17 Intro To Political Science)

communitytropes:

TV Trope: Jerkass Has A Point

Pierce: When we seek to destroy others we often hurt ourselves, because it is the self that wants to be destroyed.
Jeff: Pierce, you’re not usually so poignant.
Pierce: [turning to face them] Well, Vicki finally lent me her pencil.
Annie: Oh my God, Pierce! Go to the health center!

(2.17 Intro To Political Science)